Garden

hello all,

I actually wrote this while locked outside in that garden.. again! Listening to annoying small children running around with some sad older children who have no lives but like the power they gain from being older and stronger.

Its now 5 past 5 only another hour to wait until someone saves me from this cold lonely place, an hour has passed already.

Argh at the moment i really should be learning my french speaking test i have for tomorrow morning ¬¬, i keep lying to myself, " I can't do it my hands are to cold" or " i will do it later got hours until i have to go to bed" :P all lies!!!! Makes me feel a bit crap actually .. lying like that. I really need to start being honest with myself yeah i'll start that when i start my diet ¬¬.

Children really are evil little twats, aww GOD! Now one of them is crying what an awful noise!! It's soo annoying.... "SHUT UP trying to do an essay here if you don't mind!" tehe!! They don't know i am lazy and yet another lie:P

While trying to get in though the tiny kitchen window * you can guess how that went* i noticed we have new plates and things .. its weird they are all.. like the ones the posh family's should have, like the organised... posh families!! why do we have them!!!!! Personally i like the old ones the fact that they could explode at any minute added to the excitement and entertainment of your meal! lol

Now the bugs *new name for the children* have tied the weakest member of their group to a pole and are now bombarding them with balls and other instruments of pain to prove more entertainment... i hope they don't see me.. i could be next *hides*.

I hope to try and write i book in the summer * waits for the roar of laughter* yes me write a book, i have many idea written down somewhere although if they are any good or not i don't know but will find out soon enough. hahahaha!!! children have to go in for their dinner peace and quiet at last.

* 5 minutes later *

Argh its to quiet were are the bugs it doesn't tale them that bloody long to eat does it!!! I wish they would come out and destroy each other and the things around them again liven things up a bit around here..... *sighs*.

Oh there's also new garden chairs ... oh my god .. i think.. i think... oh my god they do.
They match the new plates.... SAD!!!!

I am going to assume Yvonne hasn't been taking her usual dose of medication. This is normally the consequence of lack of Desperate house wife's, shopping mainly for shoes or male attention.

Aww Christ one of the bug's crying again... oh somethings happened the owners are appearing ....

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

One of the fathers of the bugs just came flying out of his house and tripped over something and flew across his garden LOL!!! Oh god i need to stop laughing so loudly lol :P Even his child who was screaming their eyes out a minute ago is laughing lol aww god that was funny. Need to get locked out here more often its funnier then i ever expected. lol

well that's all for now.

later

xxxx

*hez*